What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?